If you're in London, then the Libyan people can put you up.
Or rather, Topple The Tyrants can. Rather than wait for arms-dealing, dictator-lovin' Prime Minister Cameron to do something, they've repossessed Saif Al-Gaddafi's £10m mansion on behalf of the Libyan people.
To be honest, it must only be worth £10m because it's in London. 8 bedrooms is a lot, but it's a tawdry piece of faux-Georgian.