Ireland and England are playing each other in the 50-over World Cup match, right now. England should slaughter Ireland, but they're making slightly heavy weather of it: only two wickets down, but the scoring's not particularly fast. I'm praying for a sneaky Ireland win, though it's going to come down to the quality of the bowlers.
Unfortunately, due to a finger injury, Ireland won't have the pleasure of smashing the stumps behind Eoin Morgan: ex-Ireland turncoat and underwhelming current England player.
Follow it live here.