According to that other pillar of respectable society, Mr. Chris Moyles (an inexplicably popular radio announcer), my doppelgänger David Mitchell (and not the very good author) is 5th on the Weird Crush list. Moyles is upset: the porcine ego is a mere 18th, and he feels that Mitchell 'looks like a puffin'.
The attractive Puffin
The 18th weirdest crush in Britain
Mr. David Cameron is 24th on the list.
So there you have it. I'm either more attractive than these characters, or it's much weirder to find me attractive than them. I'm not sure what the metrics are, but obviously I'm vicariously pleased for Mitchell (or mini-Me, as I think of him).