He's an obsessive Tom Waits fan, so here's something he'll enjoy - thanks to Zoot.
If you're not a Waits fan, you may be a bit befuddled. His work is utterly dark and disturbing, but if you listen to enough - say 10 or 12 albums - you start to detect glimmers of humour. Whether that means it's really there or you've had your mind warped by one of the most consistently creepy imaginations in entertainment, is unclear.
I do know that I'll never see Waits perform live. He only plays small venues, and the tickets cost hundreds of pounds once the touts have grabbed them all. Boo.