Right, I've been to the dentist. Now it's over I'm so happy that I'm going to name him. His name is Christopher Layne and he is the greatest dentist that ever lived. Friendly, kind and totally painless. And the bill was amazingly moderate: extraction without extortion. Maybe because he's American and has read this:
No website to which I can direct you, but if you're in the West Midlands and your face hurts: he's your man. He's also very cultured - he took our MA in English for fun!
I'm not paralysed by anaesthesia nor crippled by pain - so bring on the Uppal!
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