Punt

What do you call an Argentinian narrowboat enthusiast?

Argy-bargee.

Argentinian-Indian fusion cooking?

Argy-bhaji.

Meanwhile, the anagram generator keeps on giving: William Shakespeare comes out most accurately as 'I Am A Weakish Speller' (he spelled his name in several ways), and Margaret Thatcher ironically provides 'That Great Charmer'.

Friday conundrum time!

It's Friday afternoon, so the staff here are obsessed with this Name Anagram Generator. If you're good at Scrabble, you can work out my actual name from Brainy Dean. The vice-chancellor, ironically enough, comes out as 'Principal Egos', and Zoot Horn is Calendar Girl. Poor Mark comes out as Jerk Moans.

Anyway, how about a conundrum. A practical one this time. Do I spend my spare money (e.g. what I don't spend on rent and books) on:

a) driving lessons. I'm 34 and haven't hitherto bothered.

b) more violin lessons. I wasn't much good. I'd practice now. Really.

c) smack. It's the only response to living in Wolverhampton.

What skill would you really like to acquire?