This is what little girls are made of

This is what a few little girls did for their homework - invented ways to kill a classmate. 'Sugar and spice and all things nice'. The soundtrack (Hannah Montana) is probably the worst feature of the affair. Still, their artistic skills are remarkable - or South Park's makers are working for about 20 minutes a week.

Mind you, I'm imagining inventive ways to despatch the students who've tortured to death the English language, in the essays I'm marking.