What you do to me…

Students: before you send me any more essays, look at this and think of the consequences of your actions (though I don't mind 'me' rather than 'and I'):

Thanks to Adam.

The exile returns

Hail comrades. Sorry for the silence: Vulcan intervened, and when I got back to the office this afternoon, I was immediately booted out after an electrical fault closed the building. We're now faced with the delayed launch of the Centre for Transnational and Transcultural Studies - with the warm white wine locked back in our building! Noooo…

Meanwhile, I had time to take this delightful photograph of a promotion plastered across the lift doors in my building…