- The Tory Scum are cutting child benefit (but not nuclear weapons) to reduce the deficit (Cameron says he's 'sorry' he forgot to mention this massive vote-losing idea during the election. Oops).
- But married couples are going to get a tax cut to make up the difference, because the children of married people need to eat more, or something.
- According to the Daily Mail, Ed Miliband isn't married and we should hate him.
Hmm. Could the Tories be that petty? Yes, yes they could.
Oh, and what happens when the 'Big Society' (i.e. Tory activists) disagrees with what the Tories are doing? The meetings get cancelled. What a surprise.