I plugged my real name and Plashing Vole into an anagram generator.
Plashing Vole comes out as 'a loving helps', which isn't at all grammatical and doesn't say much about me.
My real name (which you can work out by reverse-anagramming the following) is Brainy Dean. This is very encouraging: Deans are about three rungs above me on the academic ladder. Clearly I'll go far.
Add your anagrams in the comments section.