Monday, 4 October 2010

This new media thingy's a breeze

Anyone can Tweet suavely and convincingly.

Take this Twitter account, which includes gems like:


Bloody papal visit! U can smell the peodo stink from their clothing! Bastards!
6:03 PM Sep 16th via TwitBird

Why am I watching a kids program about thumb sucking! Jesus
9:08 AM Sep 20th via TwitBird

Labour were arse b4 they lost the election. They will b triple arses now they r being led by an arse!!
8:56 AM Sep 27th via TwitBird

my personal favourite: 
Taking all things into consideration . I really do hate journalists.
5:00 PM Sep 23rd via TwitBird

Magnificent. Such calm, collected and closely argued aperçus. Clearly the c. £60-80,000 we're paying him to be Director of Communications at The Hegemon is money well spent!
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8 comments:

  1. Ewarwoowar5 October 2010 at 13:18

    You are kidding me.

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  2. The Plashing Vole5 October 2010 at 14:10

    Says it all, doesn't it?

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  3. kajvhag5 October 2010 at 19:03

    I am stunned. Suppose I shouldnt be surprised though - as you say, it just about sums everything about the place up, doesnt it!

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  4. The man himself7 October 2010 at 10:47

    yeh..i know u know

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  5. The Plashing Vole7 October 2010 at 11:39

    Ladies and gentlemen - I suspect the previous commenter really is the individual himself: the appalling spelling is spot on.

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  6. The man himself again7 October 2010 at 11:53

    Well duh..check my bio you triple arse..Jesus.

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  7. Ewarwoowar7 October 2010 at 11:57

    "triple arse"

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EpfkmO7Nk-0/SmEGwCk77ZI/AAAAAAAAAd0/bkDmhOThQv0/s1600-h/DSC00954.JPG

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  8. The Plashing Vole7 October 2010 at 12:06

    Wow. This is fun. Being abused by a 'colleague'. And in such a moronic fashion. How does 'check my bio' indicate whether the pseudonym 'the man himself' on Blogger links to the sophisticated individual visible on Twitter?

    Clearly the upper ranks of the institution don't hire on intellectual ability.

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