Trapped in Stumville

Dear Dr Vole

Application for Lecturer in Twentieth and Twenty-first Century Literature

School of English Literature, Language and Linguistics

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Thank you for your application for the above job.  After careful consideration I

regret to inform you that you have not been shortlisted for this job and we will

not be proceeding with your application.

May I take this opportunity to thank you for your interest in this job, and wish

you well in your future career.

Yours sincerely

Professor Uwe Nochance

Head of School

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