Monday, 20 April 2009

Here goes nothing

I notice from the stat porn that the University of Prince Edward Island must have Google Alerts on, so:
I've taught English literatures, media and cultural studies for ten years. I have a first class degree, an MA in Welsh Writing in English and a PhD in masculinity in 1930s Welsh political novels (in English). I have also read all eight volumes of Anne of Green Gables and I'm a fencing coach, referee and welfare officer with the England team. Are there any jobs going?

Come on everybody - tell the nice people in Canada you're desperate to export me…
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2 comments:

  1. Benjamin Judge20 April 2009 at 22:20

    Sorry Canada the vole stays in Blighty. He is ours.

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  2. Benjamin.21 April 2009 at 13:30

    I second Cynical Ben's comment.

    However, you forgot to mention that you are an extremely athletic therefore able to play their favourite national sport- ice hockey. You merely do fencing as a side project to beat inferiors to death. Much like Henry VIII, the Canadians are bloody thirsty and mock those who are not.

    Application complete.

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