The Plashing Vole

Now I know what some of you are thinking. 'Vole', you're thinking, 'we all know that Paul Uppal was a devious, evasive, unpl...

Everybody else is doing such a good job covering the travails of that spivvy Mr Shapps that I thought I'd turn my attention to my local ...

Over on my local MP's Twitter feed, you can see him boasting about the frankly astonishing uplift in employment in the constituency. ...

3 Easy Steps to mastery of social media. 1. Pick a hashtag. For example: Just pluck it out of the air. Don't bother doing any pre...

I really don't have time to blog today, but can't resist this one. When Henry Kissinger was given the Nobel Peace Prize, satirist ...

You may recall that under its previous guise of The News of the World , Murdoch's flagship Sunday paper hacked the phones of murdered ch...

In several Star Trek  episodes and films, trainee James T. Kirk's solution to Starfleet Academy's  Kobayashi Maru  test is spoken of...

What to do? Imagine that you're an ambutious MP in a very, very marginal seat. You're a Sikh in a city with the second-highest Sikh ...

You may have heard yesterday that the Conservative Party's effort to reduce the number of parliamentary seats and equalise constituency ...

Smarmy Paul, back from shilling for the Israeli government, got a question at PMQs this week . Let's have a look, shall we? May I hig...

Regular readers may dimly remember that I used to devote a sizeable amount of my time to regaling you with the latest, most desperate exploi...

Despite my two fundamental disagreements with the Conservative Party (everything it says, and everything it does), I've always had a lin...

As I should be working, I find myself checking on the accounts relating to Paul Uppal MP's company, Pinehurst Securities . I say 'hi...

The Egregious Uppal must scent promotion in the air - he's spent the week kissing bottom and distorting serious matters even more assidu...

What's our favourite MP, Paul Uppal, spending our time and money on now ? To ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Gov...

Well, Paul Uppal's back from his extended holiday from his responsibilities. Sadly, he's far from refreshed. Once again, he's ha...

As you know, I've become increasingly concerned with the safety of Paul Uppal MP, who has been missing in action for about a month, judg...

I'm now becoming seriously worried about the safety and whereabouts of Paul Uppal MP. Caption contest? Normally he's all ove...

The forces of darkness, aka Paul Uppal MP and the local Masons  small businessmen, have decided that they want to sweep the city's stree...

It's been - he thinks - a good week's media exposure for Paul Uppal MP, known in these parts as The Secretive Millionaire. He had a ...