tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post7642088974858797627..comments2024-03-24T09:13:28.758+00:00Comments on The Plashing Vole: Friday conundrum!The Plashing Volehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13021407602157515927noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-82066765936207519792009-09-21T16:00:48.275+01:002009-09-21T16:00:48.275+01:00Can I just add:
Miroslav Holub-on
William Burrou...Can I just add:<br /><br />Miroslav Holub-on<br /><br />William Burroughs (no pun needed there)<br /><br />"Rude Yard" Kipling<br /><br />Kneel Gayman<br /><br />Elizabeth Smarts<br /><br />Barry Bumsworth<br /><br />Grunter Ass<br /><br />John "Wind-em"<br /><br />Milan Cun Darer<br /><br />Joseph Canrod<br /><br />David Piece<br /><br />Ogden Gash<br /><br />Barbara TrapaedoBenjamin Judgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06637849151673108584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-73730957051476084702009-09-21T10:43:00.066+01:002009-09-21T10:43:00.066+01:00I disassociate myself entirely. You disgusting, im...I disassociate myself entirely. You disgusting, imaginative people.The Plashing Volehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13021407602157515927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-10684047668099764392009-09-21T10:36:53.602+01:002009-09-21T10:36:53.602+01:00Just actually laughed out loud at how deliciously ...Just actually laughed out loud at how deliciously puerile all of this is.<br /><br />'John Dried-On'?<br /><br />bleurgh..James Hannahhttp://www.jameshannah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-41289654444687858962009-09-21T01:53:05.380+01:002009-09-21T01:53:05.380+01:00Fay Well-Done
John Dried-On
Gooey MacNeice
Slim...Fay Well-Done<br /><br />John Dried-On<br /><br />Gooey MacNeice<br /><br />Slime-On Armitage<br /><br />(Yes, I know - I'll stop now. Sorry and goodnight).Dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-91025101469017932852009-09-21T01:05:17.297+01:002009-09-21T01:05:17.297+01:00A quick browse through the shelves of my library t...A quick browse through the shelves of my library turns up some notable authors and poets......<br /><br />Evelyn Phwoar<br /><br />Kinky Amis<br /><br />Harlot Bronte<br /><br />X-rated Wodehouse (think about it)<br /><br />Ted Huge<br /><br />Carol Ann Muffy<br /><br />Shameless Heaney (a.k.a Seamus Hiney)<br /><br />Alfred Lord Ten-Inch-One<br /><br />W.H. Whore-Den<br /><br />Dil-In Thomas<br /><br />John Up-Mike<br /><br />Algernon Charles Carpet-Burn<br /><br />And not forgetting popular former poet Laureate.....<br /><br />John Batty-Man<br /><br />(Is that too far?).Dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-48513895659288270012009-09-20T19:41:03.512+01:002009-09-20T19:41:03.512+01:00F Scott Fits Gerald? (don't ask what F stands ...F Scott Fits Gerald? (don't ask what F stands for)<br />James EnJoys?<br />Sir Arthur 'Cone and Oil'<br />Jaw Jelly It<br />O Henry<br /><br />Hm.James Hannahhttp://www.jameshannah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-84415810453270546032009-09-19T10:50:14.296+01:002009-09-19T10:50:14.296+01:00To even things up a bit - so as not to get accused...To even things up a bit - so as not to get accused of sexism - I should point out that in my youth I too fell on Hard Times as it were, and made "Ben rammin fudge" <br /><br />It is a sad fact that while some of us enter the canon, for the rest the canon enters us...<br /><br />Now THAT is too far. Surely?<br /><br />Can things get any more offensive? Where's Dan when you need him?Benjamin Judgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06637849151673108584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-25706409828722934052009-09-19T00:06:00.379+01:002009-09-19T00:06:00.379+01:00My epitaph?
"His name was writ on lager"...My epitaph?<br /><br />"His name was writ on lager"<br /><br />My favourite female authors?<br /><br />Daphne DuMehere<br />Katherine Mansfeel<br />Virginia Milf<br /><br />- now THAT'S going too far.Zoot Hornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09943863429085186012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-39179815683667009792009-09-18T22:24:41.119+01:002009-09-18T22:24:41.119+01:00You want a grave do you Voley? How very bourgois! ...You want a grave do you Voley? How very bourgois! Not very carbon neutral either. Ideally you can shred my remains and feed me into a hedgerow. The only epitaph that matters is your life. You're doing pretty well on that sphere so don't worry to much about marks on marble.<br /><br />ps have you seen the series of blue movies starring women authors? There's "Watch Byatt Try It", "Alison Lurid", "Margaret At Wood"...<br /><br />The less said about "Emily Dickinson" the better I suppose.<br /><br />I've gone too far haven't I?Benjamin Judgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06637849151673108584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-7366987326989720922009-09-18T15:44:22.135+01:002009-09-18T15:44:22.135+01:00Very good!Very good!The Plashing Volehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13021407602157515927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6153845628469776909.post-45650155555930044272009-09-18T15:10:00.370+01:002009-09-18T15:10:00.370+01:00What I want on my grave - "Move along, nothin...What I want on my grave - "Move along, nothing to see here."Ewarwoowarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01188994060142858403noreply@blogger.com