I have inadvertently purchased two copies of 
Linden Peach's excellent 
The Fiction of Emyr Humphreys: Contemporary Critical Perspectives (University of Wales Press, 2011), at a cost of £20 a go. I can't express how brilliant 
Humphreys' work is: he and 
Kate Roberts deserve Nobel Prizes. Try Humphrey's 
A Toy Epic, Outside the House of Baal or 
Old People Are A Problem for starters amongst his English-language work.
One copy will be awarded to whoever completes this sentence most amusingly:
My favourite thing about Michael Gove is… 
My decision is final, employees of Michael Gove are welcome to enter the competition.
 
I'm sorry, but my sense of ho=umour has been ablated by a combination of a QAA visit and the White Paper. My submission is therefore:
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My favourite thing about Michael Gove
ReplyDeleteIs his subtle failure to pick his nose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJNP7JUiEs
My favourite thing about Michael Gove is that come the revolution I will have somewhere to keep my pike.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite thing about Michael Gove is that his supereme effort to look like a cross between Basil Fawlty & Robert Redford compels children to hate him. What a man.
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My favourite thing about Michael Gove is……just add a fetching tiara and he definitely has the ‘Innsmouth look’!
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