So farewell, The Daily Sport. The 'newspaper' for those too lazy to go online for porn, and too illiterate even for The Star or The Sun. Famed for your front page 'nipple count' and even - in the distant past - viewed with affection for your famously bonkers made-up stories, such as World War Two Bomber Found On Moon, until the pornography took over.
And now you've gone bust. Tens of teenage boys mourn. Despicable as the Sport titles are, they do represent the kind of cheeky Carry On sniggering for which the British are famous.