Worst Morning Ever. I was walking to the bus stop when I slipped and fell on my arse. Soon realised that floor was slippy due to SOMEONE ELSE'S VOMIT, and even worse, I was sat in it with MY BARE HAND in it. This made me gag and actually shed some tears. I had to go home to shower and change but still feel unclean. Now on bus gagging periodically.
Well, I feel better about myself already.