Thursday 21 October 2010

But there is light relief

How's this for a wonderful headline?

MP's wife accused of stealing kitten

It's a lovely detail from the long and eventful history of millionaire financier and News of the World 'Love Rat' Award winner, John Hemming MP, one of the more, shall we say, colourful Liberal Democrats. His wife apparently stole said feline from her husband's lover (who had his child a few years ago).

What first attracted his wife, his lover and the 'about 26 other' women to millionaire John Hemming?

Hemming: looking for pussy.

3 comments:

Sinéad said...

You ask, "What first attracted his wife, his lover and the 'about 26 other' women to millionaire John Hemming?"

There's a clue in the question.
It starts with 'm' and ends with '-illionaire'.

D'uh! It's certainly not his mysterious air of debonair mischief!

The Plashing Vole said...

Er, yes, I was trying to subtly hint at that, while referencing Mrs. Merton, a satirical interviewer who asked some celebrity's wife 'so, what first attracted you to millionaire' whoever it was.

Ewarwoowar said...

It was asked to Debbie McGee, and very funny it was too.