Wednesday 8 April 2009

Association football

Stoke have suffered badly from referees trapped in the headlights of big teams this year: Manchester United and Chelsea both beat us with goals deep into 'injury time' despite no significant injuries or delays occurring.

So I'm assuming that the Man U - Porto ref was a) incredibly brave; b) foreign and c) heavily guarded when he actually blew the whistle for full time after Porto scored a 90th minute equaliser. If he'd been local, a few minutes would have been found. Perhaps Tevez could have been delayed by a difficult shoelace conundrum, Ferguson might have had a headache, ANYTHING.

14 comments:

Ewarwoowar said...

Sort yourself out Vole!

In our gritty 1-0 win over your anti-football, fouling, cheating, "ooh we have a long throw" establishment, Tevez got the winner in the 83rd minute. Hardly "deep into injury time". Unless you're thinking of the game at OT, where 0 of our 5 goals came in injury time.

Clearly you didn't watch the game last night. You would have known that the ref played 3 minutes of injury time, which was actually increased to 5 minutes due to Porto's goalkeeper deliberately time-wasting. And no United fan will be talking about the ref this morning, more the defending that came straight from the Tony Mowbray school of stopping the opposition.

Congratulations if this was a wind-up post, it's clearly worked. I'm off to stab a kitten.

The Plashing Vole said...

Result! It's so easy with Man U fans. I'm surprised not to have heard from Emma yet.

The Plashing Vole said...

Neal reminds me of the Villa game a few days ago. 94th minute?

Ewarwoowar said...

93rd minute. And just for giggles, I've just gone through Stoke's Premier League season, and would like to point you have scored 4 goals in 90+ territory, and 1 goal clocked at 45+5.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/results/default.stm

Your result on Saturday 23rd August 2008 has a rather nice symmetry to what we're talking about as well.

Newton Heath 18 said...

I think Ewarwoowar has said it all. Man U do not believe in playing for draws or giving up before the full time whilstle has been blown whenever that may be, which is why they have won 17 league titles and more FA cups that any other English side.
Keep your contented bitterness-based medicority.

Ewarwoowar said...

Can Emma either a) follow my blog or b) marry me?

:)

Dan said...

The Tony Mowbray school of defending has just given honorary degrees to Johnny Evans and Nemanja Vidic. Scholarships available for Rafael, Da Silva and Eckersley. Quick before Titus Bramble or Robert Huth get them!

The Plashing Vole said...

Erwarwoowar: you clearly have far too much time on your hands, but I salute you for your superior analytical skills.

I'm sure we deserved those extra minutes, given the violence dealt to our sensitive strikers by the bully-boys from famous teams - but the sight of Ferguson raving at the ref and pointing at his watch on Sunday was instructive.

Emma, like most Man U fans, is a foreign national, though she does actually attend the occasional game. I don't think she eats prawn sandwiches though. Where are you from?

Ewarwoowar said...

I'm from West Sussex, just a stone's throw from OT.

I also enjoy prawn sandwiches. I'm a disgrace, let's be honest.

The Plashing Vole said...

Chichester/Gunchester, it's all the same!

The Plashing Vole said...

No response from Emma to your proposal - perhaps she's gone out to buy a dress.

Newton Heath 18 said...

I think I'll have to respond yes to both proposals. Aidan, I bet you're disappointed that once again a non-political post has prompted the most comments.

Benjamin Judge said...

Most of what needs saying here has been said already. Can I just point out though that stoppage or 'injury' time is not time added for injurys but a reflection of how much time of the game was lost due to play being stopped. This could be, for example, due to horrible tackles, repeatedly trying to force long throw-ins, players hitting their own team mates etc etc.

Secondly Voley, can I just ask how you know there were no injuries in the Utd/Chelsea games as you don't actually watch the games relying instead on me for score updates while you escort rich children with swords around the home counties.

The Plashing Vole said...

OK, discipline is lacking in the Stoke camp, I accept. I do read the newspaper reports and watch MotD as well - and don't mix with the home counties set.

However, you've all been very informative and amusing on this thread. Despite it all though, you'll find that honest, hardworking physical football is the way forward, especially for cash-strapped teams in unglamorous cities.